Double Team Supreme

By: Corey | August 14th, 2007

Double Team
Were gonna start this off right

See that look in KG’s eyes? Does that bother you? When he gives you the psycho peepers.

Sneijdaaaaaa and Drenthe

So they were officially presented yesterday at 6:30 like i though, but I was playing frisbee in the park and buying Jack Daniels and Swisher Sweets for tonight cause Madden 08 came out and shit is goin down. Anyways, the two of them signed contracts, walked out onto the pitch, got to meet Di Stefano, you know the whole shabang.

Drenthes Press Conference
http://www.realmadrid.com/articulo/rma41813.htm

Sneijders Press Conference
http://www.realmadrid.com/articulo/rma41820.htm

So the two young Dutch men are now Real Madrid players, expect them to go into training for the Ramon de Carrazana Trophy. Heres a quick recap of it from the official website:
http://www.realmadrid.com/articulo/rma41825.htm

Grapevine

- Cassano went to Sampdoria, have fun with him. Hopefully he does well, and we can sell him off to the highest bidder.

- Tottenham want to sign Guti. HAHAHAHA, yeah, and i sit on a golden toilet seat.

- Why does everyone hate Goal.com so much? Ohh this is why….http://www.goal.com/en-us/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=381415
Or maybe its because he is a Real Madrid player, and he has stated he wants to retire at Napoli. But know, that would make sense wouldnt it….

- Arjen Robben told his Chelsea chums he has signed for Real Madrid, although the two teams have not agreed a few. Why is it Real needs to buy up all of one nationality at once, I guess Dutch is in fashion.

- My favorite Madrid coach Vicente Del Bosgue has praised Barcelona’s transfer market and there two wonder kids. Again, my favorite coach, because he is not an idiot, Barcelona made better sigullnings then we did and they have two more incredible youngsters coming through the team. And we have….oh yeah Pepe and Saviola, sweet.

- Ruud Gullit the other day criticized Micheal Ballack and shot straight about Arjen Robben. I cant find the article but he layed down the law, and he was right. Like the straight shooters, to bad he isnt much of a coach.

- Old Bronzey Balls has been deployed by AC Milan to get Emerson off our hands. This just reminds me of the Godfather Part 3, where the really old man does all the negotiating between the bosses and families, and Micheal’s sister poisons his cannoli’s at the opera house and watches him “expire”. Such a good movie.

- Reports are indicating that Real Madrid want to send Soldado out on loan again. Please no, let the boy play, he is good. We need the cover in that spot anyways.

- Real Murcia is tracking Javi Garcia, but neither he nor Real are to “enthusiastic”. I wouldnt be either.

- Roy Keene stated the other day that only his wife makes him happy; which means she is one donkey punch away from a leg break.

- Sevilla is interested in Roma bound Cicinho. They could offer Dani Alves in return, but they will want a portion of the 60 mill “market value” of Mr. Alves. And i see your bluff and raise you a Salgado and a pair of Agus/De La Red.

- Javi Garcia is warming to the idea of Real Murcia. And in other breaking news, my painful rash is clearing up.

- Don Capello has tipped Barca and Chelsea for the Champs League, but not Madrid because they are still a work in progress. For the past 4 years, still working. This might get longer and more costlier then Bostons Big Dig. Might. Maybe. Doubt It. Wont Happen. Nah. Bannana Hammock!

Anyways, I just dropped $750 on text books and $45 on liquor and $60 on Madden 08 for my PS3, so I am gonna cry in a corner and wish money grew on trees. Peazzzzzzzzzzz.