The British Press is Humorous
By: Corey | July 9th, 2008
So I got this from a website earlier today and looked into what English tabloid the story references but found nothing. I dont like to cover the Ronaldo saga much, but this was to good to turn down, mostly because I have an affinity for new ways to say you had sex with someone. And this just takes the cake for me, its pretty impressive. Plus the story is so stupid that its funny. And props to Sergio Ramos, he is the man they call ‘Hot As Balls’ Ramos. Enjoy:
Reports from a British Sunday tabloid suggest that Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend, one Nereida Gallardo, could prevent his move to Real Madrid.
Not only is the Mallorcan said to be eager to remain in England, but there may also be a nasty surprise awaiting them if they move to Spain.The News of the World, claims that tensions could be immediately high if Ronaldo moves to the Bernabeu due to the presence of Sergio Ramos, with whom Nereida enjoyed a brief fling.
The paper revealed, “Cristiano doesn’t know Nereida’s already slept with one of Real Madrid’s top players.
“He’s a jealous guy and she’s kept it a secret from him because it’s something in her past. Sergio (Ramos is) a bit of a joker and the last thing she wants is him welcoming Cristiano to Madrid by announcing he’s already tackled his girlfriend.”
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome. Now I may be over stepping my boundaries here, as I am merely a Real Madrid/France football blogger, and not the celebrity/sports/movie bloggers that can be found at these sites I worship: http://www.wwtdd.com/ But hey, I like to pretend sometimes.
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Oh. My. Goodness. I think I just peed my pants. Great find, Corey!
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Ramos did it again. If Ronaldo dosn’t go to Real because of Ramos’s night life…. I don’t want to know what will happen to him…
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Ha! Believe it or not, this piece of news made it all the way to the gossip section of a Bangalore newspapaer. Nice to have such things to laugh at once in a while i suppose
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I am still undecided on whether she is attractive or not. I have seen a ton of pictures of her, and while I would take her any day, she just doesnt seem like Ronaldo material, besides the giant tits. He likes skinny, skanky prostitutes, and she is a more full figured woman, which I like, but I cant picture him with. Well I guess I just figured out that I think she is attractive, but she is no Alessandra Ambrosio or Marissa Miller. She isnt even the same type of quality most WAGs come across as. I am so confused right now…to many disorganized thoughts!
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This is what happens in the off season, Corey. We get so football starved we start to evaluate the compatability of ‘Woman X’ with ‘Player Y.’
“Gee Joe, I just feel like tactically it’s not a good fit.”
“I don’t know, Bill, not only does she look good going forward, and can close down on the mid… she’s a very creative player.”
“I guess he could certainly exploit the space she’d be able to provide him.”
Okay. I’ll stop.
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