The Women of Cristiano Ronaldo

This is the treat I was alluding to. Im doing some writing for more serious topics, so I thought I would give all of you a little treat courtesy of Thong Boy himself, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Of course if your bored today, or you have a possible career in professional football one day, this post is especially for you. I am not sure how I found this, but I did, so enjoy it. Its the women of Cristiano Ronaldo, dating all the way back to when he was still in Portugal. The post is quite thorough, and as you can see towards the end of his time in Manchester the number of ladies increased in frequency. I guess the nick name ‘Thong Boy’ and being voted the most desirable athlete by a homosexual magazine did not hurt his reputation with the ladies. Actually, the vote thing probably helped a little. And I really like how, despite it being a tad vulgar and offensive to women, the writer lists his ‘conquests’. Comparing him to Wilt Chamberlin is high praise, and I have a feeling this is a very incomplete picture list. Enjoy oggling, and for any female fans out there, I put a picture of shirtless Ronaldo so you could skip the link to pictures of scantly clad vixens. I know, Im so sweet. Here is a few pictures if your to lazy to click on the link, which means half of us.

Is it me or do you have a sneaking suspicion that the Ronaldo parade of ladies has died down since he moved to Madrid? Methinks so, and I have a reason why. Sergio Ramos and his golden balls, which can get tail like this. Alright, thats enough, enjoy the pictures. Sometimes I just cant help myself.

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Category: Editorial/Opinion